Aaron Paul: confused by fashion
the greatest post in internet history
"the fuck is this?? the fuck is that??"
Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”
WHAT A GIRL WANTS
WHAT A GIRL NEEDS
money for concert tickets
Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting